So, welcome aboard to mah another simple babble post!!! huh, mat salleh gitu, actually aku nk membebel dalam bahase mat salleh tapi bile dipikirkan balek bkan ade yg bace post aku ni pon,,hahaha... post kali ni takde la kontrobasi sangat macam sebelom ni.. cume nk mengkomperkan antara 'smartness and talent.' what the hell is that? hahaha.. tunggu der.. sebagai tande awal untok mengelakkan keponkiusan yg berlebihan. ok, aku dh penat mengoogle seharian nk cari bahan untok post ni.. memang kopi dan pastalah nampaknye,,hahaha..
"Question paper of a 5th class boy:
Write an essey about your best friend in 200 words!
Given time was half an hour!
Boy finished the paper in 1st min...
He just wrote 1 sentence,
But he got full marks!
That 1 sentence was...
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"Any combination of 26 alphabets can never express my friend.. ♥ Awww! =D
LOLX.."
okay, ni bayangan pertama untuk membezakan cemartness dengan bakat.. aku dengan konfident sangat konfident yg orang bijak yg konfident akan dengan konfidentnye tulis karang yang akan menunjukkan kekonfidentan die betape die konfidentnye dengan kawan die. tapi, mamat sengal nih, dengan malasnye die menulis sepatah ayat malas yg menunjukkan betape die malas mase ni.. tapi malangnye, aku pon stuju ngan idea dia nih,,hahaha.. betolkan, takde ayat atau perkatan yg boleh kompare kan kawan kite or so whatever..hahaha.. so the best part is he got full marks for that!!! wth!! bagi aku, mende nih namenye bakat.. secar teknikalnye about 200 word bermaksud mane2 nombor dalam range sma ad terlebih atau terkurang.. betol? hahaha.. so, mamat pemalas ni berjaye memanipulasi perikse dn pemerikse dengan ayat die,, tak tau la cite ni betol ke salah, hahaha. yg seterusnye:
"The teacher shouted angrily,
'If u think u r an idiot then stand up,right now!'
.
.
.
After some moment, no one moved. Then, a student said, 'Sir, you are the only one who's standing.' .... =D"
yg ni aku yakin korang sangat familiar sama ada dari versi melayu ataupon versi english.. taoi aku lebih prefer bahase inggeris hahaha.. bajet kan aku ni? aku ni angkuh sebenarnye..kuikuikui.. aku takde ulasan yg panjang la.. pada aku ni lak bkan bakat.. ni namenye kepintaran a.k.a smartness. klau yg bahase melayu punye:
"seorang cikgu bertanye kepada anak2 muridnye.
'sape yg mengaku buduh sile berdiri!!'
seorang pelajar pon berdiri.cikgu tersebut bertanye:
'kenape ko ngaku ko buduh?'
"la,, takkan la cekgu sorang je yg buduh.. saye nk temankan cikgu je.."
edited! *melayu:reformasi dan transformasi. walupon jujurnyer memang bukan haku yg edit..hahaha.. yg ni bkat nk menggulai cikgu korang.. korang memang suke kn kenekn cikgu korang.. kalu cikgu tu sporting takpe la,, jangan smpai ko kene telan penmpo lk,,hahaha.. NEXT!!!!!
"Awesome Answers In IAS Examination
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!
Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind.
This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!"
yg ni best untok dikaji lebih lanjut.. setelah meneliti dengan bijak dn teratur aku dengan konfidentnye inilah smartness+talent!!! woohoo!!!! okay kalau diteliti soklan2nye dengan genius maka dengan spondannye.. eh eh typo pulak,, dengan spontannye korang dengan jujur mesti kate nk jawap soklan2 yg mcm harem ni kena pakai otak science kan? dengan fizik n sebagainyer tuh.. tapi, jawapan mamat ni pulak langsung tade kaitan denga sc at all!!! einstein ponah kate kt nenek aku dulu, 'logic bawak kite dari a ke b, tapi imagination bawak kite ke mane2' tu yg nenek aku skang ni nyanyok je,, jenjalan tak tentu arah,, EINSTEIN!!! sume salah ko!!!! %$64*765&^$^%#!!! imagination adalah arahan otak belah kanan kan? org2 yg prasan kretip tu otak kanan die lebih uptimum.. imagination die tah hape tah yg die pikir.heheehe.. kalu rmai org gile tepi jalan uh,, tu org otak kanan lah tu,,hahaha.. jangan mare.. joke jah!! teliti lagy text kt atas. soklan2 ni khas untok pelajar ap? FALSAMPAH!!! oopa.. typo.. FALSAFAH!!!.. manusie2 gile yg memikirkan kehidupan dn plus plus plus..Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind. hah, amek ko aku bold tuk korang suh bace balek,,hahaha.. lagi??? yg ni the best part.. pada aku lah.. pada korang aku tak tau sangat la.. hehehe
"A professor was traveling on a boat. He asked the Sailor. 'Do you know Biology, physiology, geology, morphology, zoology or criminology? D sailor said "No" to all his questions. D prof. said 'what the hell do u know on earth? U (sailor) will die of illiteracy.
After a while, d boat started sinking and d sailor asked him(Prof.). 'Do you know swiminology and escapology from sharkology? D prof said No. D sailor replied. Well, Sharkology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology and Bodyology and you will Dieology.. "
okayh, yg ni kelahkor dol.. aku bace tergolak tahap kritikal nenek haku..hehehe.. professor possesses intelligent or equal term to smartness. kluor lagy mat salleh haku,amek ko.. while sailor as indicator to talents and skills. profesor tuh dengan angkoh dan bengkoknye membangge diri dengan kepandaian yg die ad. dan ayat tak tahan die, mati sbb buduh terlampau,, wah, sedap je kn ko profesor..hahaha.. then, boat tu tenggelam.. yg ni aku suke tuh.. ad semua kepandaian profesor tuh menyelamatkan die dari mati? takkan? instead, sailor tuh sempat poke kepale dn pemikiran profesur bengkok tuh dengan ayat die..at last profesor pon Dieology lah..
aq pon sebagai org melayu yg aktif dalam reformasi dan transformasi pon mengedit lah cerghitera ni supaye nmpak elok cket..
"prof: so, i bet u know helpiology!!!!
sailor:lucky u!! im an expert of that!!!!" slamatlah profesor tuh ngan ayat haku nih,,hahaha
amboi,, penat aku membebel lelame.. ntah apekah moral diending pembebelan ku ini...anyway, sekian trimas!!!
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